Wednesday, February 01, 2006

a new month... chuck norris

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

2 comments:

BigNailCow said...

As a general rule: use contractions when you speak. They make it seem like you know English.

marius said...

copy and paste motherfucker